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Mornings Suck Sleepy Vampire Bat Coffee Humor Card

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This grumpy little vampire bat has clearly discovered that mornings really do suck–almost as much as he does! With half-lidded eyes, fangs still dripping, and wings slouched like he just rolled out of his cave, he clings to his only lifeline: a giant mug of jet-black coffee. The cup says it all–“Mornings Suck”–because even creatures of the night need a caffeine fix to survive the horrors of sunrise. Perfect for fellow night owls and coffee addicts who agree that the undead aren’t the only ones who struggle before noon.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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