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Mornings Suck Sleepy Vampire Bat Coffee Humor Shorts

$30.08

Color: Creme

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This grumpy little vampire bat has clearly discovered that mornings really do suck–almost as much as he does! With half-lidded eyes, fangs still dripping, and wings slouched like he just rolled out of his cave, he clings to his only lifeline: a giant mug of jet-black coffee. The cup says it all–“Mornings Suck”–because even creatures of the night need a caffeine fix to survive the horrors of sunrise. Perfect for fellow night owls and coffee addicts who agree that the undead aren’t the only ones who struggle before noon.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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