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Creepy Cute Unhinged Rabid Albino Vampire Bat Card

$13.50
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This design showcases a wide-eyed, whimsically feral albino vampire bat with giant ears, tiny fangs, and an expression that screams harmless chaos. Hovering cutely above the blunt phrase “I Have Rabies,” it leans fully into absurd dark humor. The contrast between its cartoonish sweetness and the wildly inappropriate text makes it playful, unexpected, and just spooky enough to feel delightfully wrong in the best way.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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