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Creepy Cute Unhinged Rabid Albino Vampire Bat Shorts

$30.08

Color: Black

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This design showcases a wide-eyed, whimsically feral albino vampire bat with giant ears, tiny fangs, and an expression that screams harmless chaos. Hovering cutely above the blunt phrase “I Have Rabies,” it leans fully into absurd dark humor. The contrast between its cartoonish sweetness and the wildly inappropriate text makes it playful, unexpected, and just spooky enough to feel delightfully wrong in the best way.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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