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Delightfully Cranky Frankenstein Monster Card

$13.50
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A grumpy Frankenstein’s monster stares out with stitched brow, crooked teeth, and absolutely zero patience for nonsense. His scowl could sour milk, yet the bold declaration below insists otherwise: “I’m A Delight.” The contrast is the joke—part spooky, part silly—like a lovable grouch who swears he’s charming while looking ready to complain about everything. Creepy, cranky, and strangely endearing all at once.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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