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Houston I Have So Many Problems Astronaut Bag

$25.82

Color: Black

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Drifting somewhere between panic and punchline, this unlucky astronaut floats through space with eyes bulging and helmet cracked, clearly having a very bad day among the stars. His horrified expression says it all—this mission has gone spectacularly off the rails. Surrounded by the words “Houston, I Have So Many Problems,” the design turns cosmic catastrophe into comedy, blending sci-fi chaos with dark humor for a delightfully doomed space adventure.

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

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