Cart Preview (0)

Your Cart is empty

Houston I Have So Many Problems Astronaut Shorts

$30.08

Color: Black

Size
Size Chart & Product Info
Quantity

Shorts FAQ

Drifting somewhere between panic and punchline, this unlucky astronaut floats through space with eyes bulging and helmet cracked, clearly having a very bad day among the stars. His horrified expression says it all—this mission has gone spectacularly off the rails. Surrounded by the words “Houston, I Have So Many Problems,” the design turns cosmic catastrophe into comedy, blending sci-fi chaos with dark humor for a delightfully doomed space adventure.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

Estimates include printing and processing time.More Shipping Info

We want you to love your order! If for any reason you don't, let us know and we’ll make things right.Learn More